There’s nothing apparently more enjoyable than throwing around a few well-thought out insults. Indeed, there are some comedians who have made an entire living out of flinging a clever insult at someone. Have you ever hankered after a means to digitally create an well-constructed slight at friends and family? The good news is that very soon, you’ll be able to do just that on your Xbox One. Oh Sir! The Insult Simulator is coming soon to the console.
Choose one of many fascinating characters, each with their own set of insecurities and weaknesses, to battle against either locally or online. You can rack-up combos, continuations and criticals in your quest to make your opponent cry like the squalling, nappy-wearing baby that they are.
Spread affront to everyone in the world that has internet access with Oh Sir, you wrinkly bread-faced moose-puppy. It’s all quite Monty Python in it’s construction. So, don’t let the parrot die for nothing. Tell that grumpy old bat that her husband fancied the rotting goose lying face-down in a pond or that her dog shaved itself in order to gain affection from a certain Z-list celebrity.
Insulting people is fun, that’s a well-known scientific fact and if you didn’t know that, then the cave you’re living in is infested with Piers Morgan and you smell of Elderberries.
Oh Sir will be hitting the Xbox Live Marketplace and running away laughing sometime this Spring.