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“Xbox Bing Pussy” New Dash Update Allows Kinect Voice Porn Search

The internet as we know it will soon grace the Xbox 360 dashboards of millions this fall, or possibly late autumn and Kinect users across the globe will soon be able to porn search with voice commands – leaving your hands free to … hold the controller.

Regardless of age or user, the addition of Internet Explorer with Kinect Voice Commands on the Xbox 360 console has opened up the most simplistic porn search in the world ever – be it good, or bad. Direct from the console dashboard, using the “Xbox Bing” command voice prompt followed by what you want to search and in a flash it’s hey presto up on screen thanks to integrated Internet Explorer Web Results powered by Bing.com

Internet Explorer on the Xbox 360 does not allow for any video media playback unless it is HTML5 as Flash is not an included extra – so if you was hoping for something more visually inspiring, you’re shit out of luck there. The left stick on the Xbox 360 controller directs an on screen pointer whilst the right stick can be used for scrolling the pages. The Internet Explorer App heavily resembles the Windows Phone 7.5 IE Browser and can be set to view full screen pages in the options as well as store cookies and favourites.

The current dashboard will soon be replaced with extra features such as Pinned content, added Security features, Visual improvements, and oddly the option to even name your console. The update for the mass public has not been dated as of yet.

We’ll keep you posted.

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