For those unaware, a new Xbox LIVE system update is rolling out across the globe – and does sweet f’all. If you’ve come here looking for information on potential new content, improvements to the dash, then you’re just shit right out of luck!

Folks asking about today’s Xbox LIVE update. Nothing visible, just behind the scenes stuff to keep Xbox LIVE the best experience possible.

— Graeme Boyd(@AceyBongos) February 23, 2012

It doesn’t even bring the Indie Games channel more to the forefront as per the North American update that hit a short while ago.

If you suddenly hear the screams of around a million Xbox consoles being banned from Xbox LIVE, then maybe the update had some use afterall?